January 2012
1 post
Jan 5th
December 2011
4 posts
“oh, i always thought lol meant lots of love.”
– dad
Dec 30th
“i say merry christmas to everyone. i don’t give a s**t”
– bob (who knew he was so hostile?)
Dec 23rd
1 tag
“i had a dream i can buy my way to heaven when i awoke, i spent that on a...”
– kanye
Dec 19th
2 notes
a compliment that went over my head
tony: larry says she's like radar from mash
lou: oh, she's better
Dec 7th
October 2011
2 posts
2 tags
“a world without love is a deadly place”
– helen fisher
Oct 26th
1 tag
“not to be a tiger mom, but amy was the first one to swat at a bubble”
– chris on “up all night”
Oct 13th
September 2011
2 posts
“john wayne died with 40 lbs of poop in his colon”
– my nutritionist stressing the importance of a cleanse
Sep 16th
“it’s more important to be the most interesting person in the room than the...”
– bethenny frankel
Sep 4th
August 2011
1 post
Aug 29th
June 2011
1 post
Jun 20th
May 2011
2 posts
1 tag
“somebody bought me a snuggie as a joke gift. ha! joke’s on you, i like it”
– tosh (who’s on fire tonight)
May 18th
1 tag
“picture baby jesus, but with better abs”
– daniel tosh on if brad pitt and david beckham had a baby
May 18th
April 2011
2 posts
Apr 25th
64 notes
3 tags
“well i wanted something better, man i wished for something new well i wanted...”
Apr 12th
March 2011
2 posts
Mar 19th
Tumbling Thru: Google Acquires Next New Networks →
emilgh: Just in time, too. The company did 2,000,000,000.00 views last month, in the shortest month of the year. That’s 2 BILLION in February of 2011. It’s also been EBITDA positive for the past 6 months… But how did it all begin? “Holy shit! People are actually watching video podcasts! Our video… cheers to my friends and former colleagues at next new networks. thanks for the shout...
Mar 9th
37 notes
February 2011
1 post
Feb 26th
January 2011
5 posts
Jan 31st
1 tag
me: excuse me, do you have this in a large?
salesgirl: yes, but i think that'll be too big on you.
me: where is your manager? you deserve a promotion.
Jan 24th
1 tag
“every loss leads you to a gain, and every no takes you that much closer to a yes”
– suze orman
Jan 22nd
Jan 19th
1 tag
Jan 8th
December 2010
7 posts
1 tag
Dec 29th
Dec 26th
133 notes
Dec 25th
“dolls, there’s only one rule in the intelligent woman’s guide to...”
– e. jean carroll
Dec 23rd
1 note
1 tag
“i hate bing crosby. he was a horrible person and drunk.”
– tina while watching “white christmas”
Dec 13th
1 tag
“sometimes she gives me the finger”
– cat on skyping with tina
Dec 12th
1 tag
“history has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered...”
– bc forbes
Dec 8th
October 2010
3 posts
2 tags
Oct 14th
Oct 5th
“the stories that are too personally vulnerable to write are the ones that must...”
– via mat kearney
Oct 4th
2 tags
my battle study
john says, “if you want more love then why don’t you say so.” - but what if you’ve emotionally checked out of love and the closest thing you got is a tattoo on your wrist? what if you don’t want love? what if you want the opposite of love which in your mind isn’t hate, but indifference? maybe i’ve loved too hard for too long and i’m just tapped out.
Oct 1st
September 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Sep 29th
“we weren’t friends. i don’t even know who you are. congratulations...”
– m.h. on random friend requests. Q
Sep 6th
August 2010
4 posts
1 tag
“i’ll surf the biggest wave for you”
– the ups guy (sometimes the littlest things make you smile)
Aug 24th
1 tag
“you know, he’s really very nice.”
– tina on “the situation”
Aug 16th
Aug 5th
1 tag
s**t my dad says
dad: "did you hear who died yesterday?"
mom and i (in unison) : "who?"
dad: "the guy who invented cheese doodles."
Aug 4th
July 2010
5 posts
1 tag
“a truly thankful person can survive challenging times much better than the...”
– via @revrunwisdom
Jul 26th
1 tag
white people on drake
marisa: "he's not from the ghetto, so don't front."
me: "he's not frontin'"
Jul 16th
Jul 15th
2 tags
Listeni never give urban a fair shake, but this is a...
Jul 6th
95 notes
1 tag
“i live in my imagination all the time”
Jul 4th
June 2010
6 posts
Jun 25th
1 tag
on rebelling
me: you know that thing in your brain that tells you not to do something?
meg: yeah
me: mine's not working
meg: mine hasn't worked my entire life
Jun 12th
1 tag
“you’re like the most smiliest person i ever met. every time i see you i...”
– george
Jun 9th
1 tag
“people who rent don’t care anything about the property they’re...”
– steve harvey on certain relationships (i should’ve read his book last year)
Jun 8th
“he has four sweater vests and they’re argyle and i was like,oh my god,...”
– jill on my whole foods soul mate
Jun 4th